Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Vieques...Complete and Utter Paradise

Vieques, a lush green island off the coast of Puerto Rico, is a destination that offers complete and utter paradise. It is popular with expatriates and is a very traditional island. It looks like cattle country in California with dry, rolling hills, wandering herds of horses, and flocks of white egrets. The island contains many gorgeous beaches, a small rainforest, exotic wild flowers, and many types of tree frogs and mongooses. Over 100 fine-gaited horses wander wild over the island. They are descended from 16th-century Spanish horses. Known as the Little Girl Island or the Isabel II, Vieques gains its name from the Taino Indians meaning small island.

Vieques is situated about eight miles off the coast of Puerto Rico, and in 1854 Puerto Rico annexed the island. Geographically, however, it belongs to the Virgin Islands. The only way to get to the island is by ferry or airplane. The ferry ride covers vast blue choppy waters, with views of bright green trees for miles. When pulling into the ferry station, a distant view of a rainbow is often apparent; with good fortune, a double rainbow is visible.

Vieques is 21 miles long and three miles wide with a population of a little more than 9,000. Some of the natives to the island work in factories, but there is very high unemployment. New income derives from agriculture, which is becoming more important to the island just as it was in the past. The island is absolutely beautiful with white sandy beaches and family-owned restaurants and shops.

Vieques has three white sand beaches, Red Beach, Blue Beach, and Green Beach, which are excellent for swimming, snorkeling, and scuba-diving. There is a cave one can swim to and explore for shells and coral just 75 yards off the Blue Beach. Green Beach is difficult to reach as the way is long and rocky. Those daring enough to reach Green Beach can explore a mile long dock that was built during the last century.

Puerto Diablo (Port Devil) near Roco Cucharacha (Cockroach Rock) on the north coast of Vieques is where the third point of the Bermuda Triangle is reported to be located.

Vieques is the perfect place to visit for a romantic honeymoon or a well deserved vacation.

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/09/27/211605.php (Link to publication)

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Pool Maintenance Technician


Wanted: Pool Maintenance Technician. The ideal candidate will have a four year degree in chemistry, a mechanical engineering minor would be a plus, must have lettered in a college sport, and swimming skills are mandatory.

The job of pool maintenance technician is more invigorating than one might imagine. The applicant must possess a smoking body. After all, he is hired to clean the pool and be eye candy for the homemaker who is confined at home all day long. The preferred uniform for the pool maintenance technician is a Speedo, as it creates less mess in the house when he goes inside to get paid.

Day after day, the pool maintenance technician must check the pool’s chemistry that includes the levels of the acid and chlorine. If the levels aren’t just right adding chlorine or acid is necessary. Next, the pool maintenance technician must dive into the pool in order to retrieve the leaf baskets that have become full of dead insects, leaves, and twigs. Keep in mind, getting to the basket requires some endurance, and bulging biceps, as these baskets can be heavy.

Since the pool maintenance technician is already in the pool, he needs to maneuver around the water in order to get the leaves out of the pool that didn’t quite make it into the baskets. They may be stuck to the walls or unattractively floating on the surface.

Once the pool maintenance technician hops out of the pool, using his impeccable upper body strength to hoist himself out, he must lift the pool sweep out of the water to check that no rocks have been caught in the motor. Rocks in the motor can cause serious damage to the sweep which can be costly. Once the pool sweep has been cleaned out, serious six-pack abs and muscular arms are necessary to submerge the sweep back into the water; all the while, toned calves are a must to keep the pool maintenance technician stationary on the deck.

This is a hard job. Not only is the pool maintenance technician cleaning the pool, he is working in the blazing sun, which means he should possess an amazing tan. Since the uniform requirement is a Speedo, there will be minimal tan lines. The homeowner will personally supervise every move the pool maintenance technician makes.

Pool repairs are not part of the job description. The pool maintenance technician is expected to work Monday through Friday, rain or shine, and must spend a minimum of an hour between 9 AM and 4 PM maintaining the pool. This job requires serious levels of attention to detail, good communication skills with the homeowner, and a pleasant personality. Salary is negotiable, and three references are required upon interview. Equipment and supplies will be provided.

http://searchwarp.com/swa253914.htm (Link to publication)

Friday, September 14, 2007

Sex Toys are Not a New Phenomenon

Sex toys date back 30,000 years, before the invention of the wheel. They have evolved not only in style and material, but in the demographic of who uses them and ease of accessibility. Throughout the ages different types of sex toys became popular and then were updated as technology advanced.

The first sex toys, dildos, were discovered in Upper Paleolithic art, and leave no question as to what the intentions were. The Greeks also showcased dildos in paintings, but they did not classify people into sexual categories, such as homosexuals, bisexuals, transgendered or straight, and many of these people used dildos.

There are several art museums, the Hong Kong Museum of History and the Sex Museum in Amsterdam, with displays of sexual toys that are just as important as art. Sexual stone carvings of nude women portray them with enhanced breasts, hips, and buttocks. They may have been fertility goddesses or porn.

Between the 4th century and the 6th century, penis extenders, Kama Sutra, and Ben Wa balls were introduced. The Chinese used mirrors as a type of sex toy. They liked to watch.

During the Middle Ages, sex was referred to as “The Devil’s Work,” and whispers of sexual deeds or toys could be punishable by death. During this era men and women dressed in clothing that covered them from the neck to the feet. Women caught wearing sexy lingerie could be severely punished. The Roman Catholic Church persecuted those who were openly sexual by placing them in shackles or burning them at the stake.

In Italy, from the 14th century to the 16th century, dildos were called diletto, meaning delight. When these dildos, made of wood, ivory, leather, or stone, were used, olive oil was the preferred lubricant.

In the 1600s, the cock ring and clitoral stimulator, made of ivory, were invented, by the Chinese. These rings were made to look like dragons. In 1791, Justine published by the Marquis de Sade wrote of sex toys being used in “sexual power plays” with whips, nipple clips, and devices for restraint.

In 1869, Dr. George Taylor invented the first vibrator, which was a steam-powered apparatus. The steam-powered apparatus was a large piece of equipment used to treat the illness called “female hysteria.” Women during this time were not considered sexual, so this was a disease. In 1882, the first electromagnetic vibrator was created. This was smaller than the steam-powered device, and was a battery powered massager. The physician using this could change the vibratory sensations.

Motion pictures were invented in the 1890s. Soon afterward, film makers began making movies about women using vibrators and dildos, or the creation of pornography.

In Victorian England, sex toys as well as books that discussed human sexuality were taboo, but people were still sexually active and looking for unconventional ways to release their sexual tensions. During this time period, mid-19th century, rubber dildos, butt plugs, and vibrators were created. Vibrators were sold as massagers; and day spas offered classy variations for an orgasm by way of steam-powered vibrating devices and water jet massages. Needless to say, these spas were very popular. Butt plugs were to help prevent losing sperm through ejaculation, while vibrators were to calm “hysteric” women, meaning an orgasm would mend the imbalances of sexual fantasies and anxiety.

In 1907, the Penis Stiffener was patented to aid in erection for those with dysfunctions. This is the first time a toy has been created to help a male with an erection problem. Women were obtaining sexual help at spas; now men were getting some help of their own. The mid 1920s brought KY jelly and the strip-tease. Strip-tease clothing became popular sexual toys and caused fans, furs, capes, and feather boas to become sexual accessories. By 1930, vibrators were advertised and sold to everyone.

In 1948, a sex survey, The Kinsey Report, showed that 94 percent of men and 40 percent of women sexually pleasured themselves to orgasm. The most shocking information from this book was that sex occurred more often when people were alone. Today, the same survey shows that men and women, of all ages, single, married, divorced or widowed sexually pleasure themselves, often with the aid of a sex toy.

1953 was a proud year for Hugh Hefner and the premiere of Playboy magazine, which is still very popular today, thanks to the E! show, Girls Next Door. Although some claimed Playboy was pornography, others said they read it for the articles. Playboy brought sex back into the open and into homes. Because of Playboy other publications were made, and Playboy helped pave the way for the sex toys of today. Sex toys in all sizes, colors, types, and brands are now easily obtained through the Internet and specialty stores like Fascinations, Christie’s Toy Box, and Castle Boutique.

Sex toys enhance sexual arousal, and sex toy parties are the new Tupperware parties. Passionparties.com “have been enhancing the sexual relationships with sensual products designed to promote intimacy and communication between couples.” Their parties can include Fun & Fantasy, Passion Edibles, and Passion Toys. These items are also available on their website to purchase. In order to have a party, the host must be at least 18 years old.

Sex toys have changed throughout the years although they still serve the same purpose of enhancing the sexual experience. While sex toys have evolved over the last 30,000 years, popularity has remained high, and sex toys are easily accessible.


http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/09/25/120958.php (Link to publication)

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Way of the Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman is a first-person narrative of the author’s search for happiness. A student at the University of California at Berkley, Dan’s life revolved around school and gymnastics. Stressed with his life Dan left his apartment and took a stroll around town. What he did not know is that this walk would change his life forever. His experiences and outlook on life changed once he entered the doors of the infamous gas station. Dan walked in the gas station and saw an old man sitting in a chair. When he walked out of the gas station, the same man was on the roof. Wanting to know how the man got on the roof, Dan returned nightly to obtain his answer. Over numerous years, Dan learned lessons that aided in his quest to become a Warrior.

Dan Millman is a University of California at Berkley graduate, a world trampoline champion, and member of the Gymnastics Hall of Fame. He was the director of gymnastics at Stanford University, and later became a professor at Oberlin College. He has written 13 self-help books and gives talks and seminars all over the United States and abroad. He currently lives in Northern California with his family.

This book is incredibly powerful and leaves the reader with a new perspective on life. The vividness of word choice creates a surreal vision. An explanation of The Warrior is offered by Socrates, Dan’s guide on his new quest. Socrates, 94, incorporates Eastern philosophy and Western fitness to embark on a spiritual odyssey to discover the meaning of life and becoming a warrior. Socrates uses humor, kindness, and love in his teachings to convey that happiness, creativity, and fulfillment can be achieved by developing one’s human potential. By the end of the book, it is difficult to have dry eyes. The reader really connects with Dan and has a desire for him to be successful in his journey.

This book was very hard to locate and is found in the New Age section of bookstores, an unusual area to search for a personal growth/fiction book. It is a story based on true aspects of Millman’s life.

This book is recommended for teenagers and older. It is important to have a good grasp of vocabulary and some life experience to understand the concept of this book. Other books by Dan Millman are: The Life You Were Born to Live: A Guide to Finding Your Life Purpose, and Wisdom of the Peaceful Warrior: A Companion to the Book that Changes Lives. The reader must be open to new ideas, and new ways of looking at oneself and the world to appreciate this story.

Way of the Peaceful Warrior has been made into a movie starring Nick Nolte, Scott Mechlowicz and Amy Smart. The movie version recently came out on DVD.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A76ENWTOYT849/ref=cm_cr_auth/002-4689296-3439253?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview (Link to publication)

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Rent Review

Rent is a Tony Award and Pulitzer Prize winning musical made into a movie. The story follows the life of a group of Bohemians for one year in New York City from 1989-1990. Mark Cohen is a filmmaker as well as the narrator who shares an apartment with his friend, Roger Davis, a striving musician whom is HIV-positive. Tom Collins is Mark and Roger's former roommate, who lost his job at MIT and is HIV-positive. Tom's lover, HIV-positive Angel, is a drag queen that holds the group together. Maureen Johnson is Mark's ex-girlfriend turned lesbian, whose girlfriend is lawyer, Joanne Jefferson. Lastly, Mimi Marquez is Roger's new girlfriend who works at the Cat Scratch Club, is a drug addict, and HIV-positive. The group of friends have a hard time finding work, and without money they cannot pay their rent. Throughout the movie, it is slowly understood who does and does not have HIV.

The composer, Jonathan Larson, was born in Mount Vernon, New York and attended Adelphi University on a full scholarship. After graduation he spent 12 years composing music for plays, and in 1994 he started to compose Rent. On the night of the last dress rehearsal for Rent, Jon died of Marfan's syndrome, a connective tissue disease.

The movie beautifully displays the strength of the friendships between the characters. They support each other unconditionally, whether attending life support meetings or helping another in work emergencies. There is a strong bond between those with HIV and those without, and they freely offer their time when one is sick. Angel is a strong, independent woman; she simply does not care about others' opinions and is the glue that keeps the group together. Eventually, the relationships disintegrate, and everyone goes their separate way. Two months later they all reconnect when one of the former friends encounters a tragic event. The music is compelling and enhances the storyline. Each character has his/her own style of sound when they sing, which is a reflection of his/her personality. Roger is the rocker, so when he is singing there is a harder drum beat and guitar sound, displaying his stubbornness and determination to succeed in the music industry. When Mimi sings, it is more passionate and soft with more focus on the piano, reflecting her innocence, and inexperience with life. The majority of the characters in the movie reprise their roles from the Broadway production.

The only criticism about the movie is after the first viewing it is difficult to have the same emotional reaction to the story. Secondary viewings allow the audience to pick up on new concepts originally overlooked.

This movie is suitable for those 15 and older due to the selling and use of drugs as well as the HIV storyline. The character dynamics and friendships in Rent are similar to the types of friendships in Hairspray and High School Musical I and II.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A76ENWTOYT849/ref=cm_cr_auth/002-4689296-3439253?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview (Link to publication)

Baby Proof Review


Baby Proof is written by Emily Giffin. The novel has two main characters, Ben and Claudia, who share a similar bond: no children. They fall in love and decide to have a childfree marriage, something most couples find unacceptable. Life moves along happily and smoothly, until one of them has a change of heart about having children. This is the story of a loving couple who realize they want different things. Their lives are then turned upside down, they must decide what is most important to them, and figure out how they will go about achieving ultimate happiness and true love.

Emily Giffin is a New York Times Best-Selling author who lives in Atlanta, Georgia with her husband and two sons. The first two novels were written in London, and Baby Proof was written in Atlanta. She has her bachelor's degree and attended law school in Virginia. In 2001, Giffin began writing full time and has published three books.

The story is very well developed, easy to follow, and extremely entertaining. The conversations between characters are similar to that of regular conversations between friends. Each character’s distinctive personality makes them realistic and causes the reader to care about their problems. The issues Ben and Claudia must confront to keep love alive are easy to relate to, believe, and understand. This is a touching story about a couple who find they want different things from a marriage and must figure out what is most important. The book makes one ask, “What would I be willing to give up for love?”

The only criticism about the book is that it starts out very slow. It takes several chapters to become fully engrossed in the story. Once hooked, the novel becomes difficult to put down. One of the characters appears in the author’s previous two books, but Baby Proof can be read out of order and is a story that stands on its own.

Baby Proof is written for mature teenagers and women who want a lighthearted story about love and relationships. This novel is much like the stories written by Sophie Kinsella. Her books have relatable themes for women, and Kinsella focuses on the "shopaholic" as she is the author of the "Shopaholic Series." Emily Giffin offers a compelling read about what is important in life.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A76ENWTOYT849/ref=cm_cr_auth/002-4689296-3439253?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview (Link to publication)